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How to escape an alligator


“You should listen – this could save your life someday.”
- Mr. Patrick Henning

Thanks to a random Facebook comment to my high school band instructor, I was reminded of the days that band class wasn’t just for music – we actually learned life lessons. And I’m not being sarcastic. I learned how to escape an alligator if it tries to attack me, and I’ve decided to pass this lesson on into the internet void: run in a straight line. An alligator can only follow you for so long before it gets tired and needs a break. Mr. Henning taught us that, and if I ever get back to Florida I’m always going to keep that in mind – you know, just in case. For a more complete list of ways to dodge an alligator attack, click here.

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